ALL-MVC HONORS: Players of the Year were Norwood's Laney Murphy (Gray Division) and Summit's Madison Sievering (Scarlet Division) and Coaches of the Year were Purcell Marian's Chris Braunstein (Gray Division) and Summit's Mike Fee (Scarlet Division). CHCA, Summit Country Day, and Cincinnati Christian lead their respective divisions. GIRLS SOCCER: Summit Country Day and Cincinnati Country Day. High School 9th - 12th Grade Our graduates are committed to apply their Christian values, leadership training, and academic excellence to the needs of the world! Congratulations to both teams on their wins last night! Missouri Valley Conference Content Stream Sponsors Footer Terms of Service Privacy Policy Ad Blocker Detected Thanks for visiting mvc-sports.com! Congratulations to the squad for moving on to face Mercy McAuley Thursday at Butler HS at 7:30. September 9: Check out the latest District 16 volleyball coaches' polls HERE. March 4: Shout to CHCA swimmers Logan Ottke and Taylor Bacher for winning Enquirer Athlete of the Week honors! By school level, all 10 schools are 4 years or high institutes. February 7: Cincinnati Country Day's Andrew Zimmerman (boys basketball), Megan Zimmerman (girls basketball), Weichu Wang (boys swimming and diving), and Caroline Ramirez (girls swimming and diving); Cincinnati Christian's Caleb Brown (boys basketball); CHCA's Luke Sanders (boys basketball), Logan Ottke (boys swimming and diving), and Julia Shafer (girls swimming and diving); Roger Bacon's John Kenny (boys bowling), Reese Reilly (girls swimming and diving), and Ethan Smith (wrestling); Seven Hills' Julia Tamai (girls bowling) and Colin McNerney (boys swimming and diving); and Summit Country Day's Nolan Miller (boys swimming and diving) and Elizabeth Fager (girls swimming and diving) were among the nominees for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. September 17: At the Milford Cross Country Invitational, Seven Hills finished third in the girls' varsity race, while CHCA did the same in the boys' race. Although unofficial, it looks like several MVC squads could be playing next week. September 26: Cincinnati Country Day sits atop the Division III State girls soccer polls! Summit Country Day finished as the Sectional Champion at Cherry Grove Lanes. Additionally, this was CHCA's seventh consecutive Scarlet Division crown! The official 2022 Football Standings for Missouri Valley Football Conference. Roger Bacon was in contention for the Ohio Football Team of the Week award and MVCA boys cross country and Seven Hills boys golf and girls cross country were up for the Ohio Fall Team of the Week honors. Roger Bacon and Summit Country Day have each advanced to Saturday's matches after last night's victories. 2023 SportsEngine . The Eagles finished ahead of runner-up Cincinnati Country Day 413.5 to 328. The boys will roll today! November 16: One of the most prestigious awards the Miami Valley Conference sponsors is the Dick Snyder Sportsmanship Award. The additions became effective with the 2018-2019 school year, marking the first expansion of the conference since 1992, with the only change coming in 1998 with Xavier's opening.[3]. Summit Country Day and Cincinnati Christian were up for the Girls Basketball Team of the Week honor and Summit Country Day bowling was also up for both the Boys and Girls Winter Team of the Week awards! February 25: STATE CHAMPIONS: Congratulations to CHCA's Logan Ottke, Julia Shafer, and Taylor Bacher for coming home with State titles from the 2023 OHSAA State Swim and Dive Championships! January 24: Enquirer subscribers can read about the Winchester family and how the Norwood siblings are leading several sports teams HERE. He has been named league coach of the year seven times. Complete boys' results are HERE and girls' results HERE. PEORIA The Bradley Braves opened the Missouri Valley Conference awards season with a couple of honors on Tuesday, then turned it into a trophy haul on . December 12: Let's salute who the conference coaches selected as this past week's MVC Athletes of the Week, currently being posted HERE. Congratulations! Not to be outdone, the Lady Eagles Ananya Annapantula and Addison Cassidy also finished as State Runner-Up in doubles! See complete individual results HERE. February 19: STATE BOUND: Check out all the qualifiers who have advanced to the State Swim and Dive Championships! March 1: Shout out to all of our MVC players who were named to the All-District basketball squads. Wrestlers of the Year honors went to Norwood's Wyatt Hinton and Cincinnati Country Day's Tristen Davis, while Coach of the Year accolades went to Norwood's Derek Alsip and North College Hill's Aaron Wilson. Charlie Mullin finished third overall to pace the Stingers. February 17: Here's your -one-stop site to check out ALL of the Enquirer High School Sports Awards Player of the Year nominees for the fall season - click HERE. February 17: Roger Bacon's Kelsey Niesen isamong the nominees for the Enquirer High School Sports Awards Player of the Year in girls volleyball. Complete results from all Regional races can be found HERE. November 17: The All-State boys and girls soccer squads were announced by the Ohio Scholastic Soccer Coaches Association. January 10: Cincinnati Christian's Caleb Brown (boys basketball), Cincinnati Country Day's Andrew Zimmerman (boys basketball) and Megan Zimmerman (girls basketball), Clark Montessori's Ava Dubose (girls basketball), Summit Country Day's Gabby Martin (girls basketball), Purcell Marian's Dee Alexander (girls basketball), Seven Hills' Erin Finn (girls bowling), and Roger Bacon's Reese Reilly (girls swimming and diving) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. This was the fourth straight divisional championship for the Silver Knights. The Mississippi Valley Conference (MVC) is a high school athletic conference in southwest Wisconsin. Read more HERE. November 22: Summit Country Day's Lila Svendsen (girls basketball), Sam Parker (boys bowling), and Kennedi Dukes (girls bowling); Cincinnati Christian's Kaylin Davis (girls basketball); and Purcell Marian's Ky'Aira Miller (girls basketball) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week! POSTSEASON UPDATES (GIRLS): Congratulations to Cincinnati Country Day, Summit Country Day, and Purcell Marian girls for winning Sectional titles! February 21: Cincinnati Christian's Caleb Brown (boys basketball), Michael Brown (boys bowling), and Seleste Brinker (girls bowling); Norwood's Mason Gabbard (boys basketball); Cincinnati Country Day's Megan Zimmerman (girls basketball); Purcell Marian's Dee Alexander (girls basketball); Summit Country Day's Gabby Martin (girls basketball); CHCA's Logan Ottke (boys swimming and diving) and Taylor Bacher (girls swimming and diving); and Roger Bacon's Reese Reilly (girls swimming and diving) were among this week's nominees for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. Cincinnati Christian was up for the Ohio Boys Basketball Team of the Week award. August 30: Cincinnati Christian's Micah Katz (boys cross country); Cincinnati Country Day's Vanca Pandey (girls cross country), Piper Farris (girls soccer), and Caroline and Katherine Connelly and (girls tennis - doubles); CHCA's Christopher Wolf (boys soccer); and Summit Country Day's Madison Sievering (girls soccer) were nominees for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. The use of software that blocks ads hinders our ability to serve you the content you came here to enjoy. October 15: Purcell Marian was up for the week nine Tristate Football Gold Star Chili Team of the Week award. CHCA's Taylor Bacher won the girls' varsity race, while the Knights' Summit's Larkin Woodward captured the boys' title. Fee will be enshrined into the Hall of Fame at the OSSCA yearly banquet in Columbus, on January 7th. Other squad members included Maggie Motch, Riley DeBuys, Lucie Pease, and Emily Rosenfield. October 12: HUGE shout out to Summit Country Day for sweeping yesterday's MVC Cross Country Championships. Read more HERE. January 17: Check out the first AP polls in boys and girls basketball - MVC schools are among the state's best! January 13: Congratulations to Clark Montessori's Ava Dubose for being named an Enquirer Athlete of the Week! Congratulations and GOOD LUCK! Not only has Fee been a successful coach, but has been a servant to high school soccer as well. 10/30/21. Hunter Tickel can . September 2: Volleyball coaches release weekly polls. In the spring of 2021, Waterloo East's request to depart the conference after the 2021-2022 school year was approved by the Waterloo School District, to join the new Iowa Alliance Conference[4] that also includes 10 former Central Iowa Metro League schools. Read more HERE. Read more HERE. Missouri State vs. Wichita State. See complete boys' and girls' polls HERE. Read more HERE. The Mountain Valley Conference (MVC) was an athletic conference consisting of six large high schools and four school districts from Monroe County and the Lehighton Area School District from Carbon County, Pennsylvania in the United States.It was part of District XI of the Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic Association (PIAA). August 4: Enquirer subscribers can read about the area's top golfers HERE. Seven Hills was paced by Cat McAndrew who finished 30th on bars, 34th on beam, and 37th on floor and Evie Ferguson who finished 33rd on vault and 28th in the all-around. December 6: ALL AMERICANS! Clinton High School was also a member of the conference, as were Jefferson and Washington of Cedar Rapids, Iowa City High and Dubuque Senior (known for years simply as Dubuque). September 9: St. Bernard-Elmwood Place's Greg Miller earns Enquirer Athlete of the Week honors! Read more HERE. The conference participates in the NCAA's Division I.. Photo credit: Scott Springer/Enquirer. Summit Country Day and CHCA boys and Purcell Marian girls were up for the Ohio Basketball Team of the Week award. Complete results are HERE. GIRLS GOLF: With only three teams competing at the varsity level in girls golf, the conference will not crown a league champion in 2022. Read more HERE. In addition to the conference list and links provided below, you can find conference information for all member school conferences in our school database here: WIAA School Database. February 10: Enquirer subscribers can read the inspiring story of Purcell Marian boys basketball coach Mark Majick's battle with throat cancer HERE. Roger Bacon faces Badin in a re-match of last year's Regional Final, while Summit Country Day faces Versailles in the Lady Knights' first-ever trip to the Regional Finals! December 6: Shout out to Roger Bacon's Beamer Walker for earning First Team All-State honors from the Ohio Prep Sportswriters Association (OPSWA). Cincinnati Christian was up for the Boys Basketball Team of the Week honor and Summit Country Day swimming was up for the Girls Winter Team of the Week award. The Bradley Braves look to win their 11th game in a row when they battle the Northern Iowa Panthers in an Arch Madness quarterfinal at the 2023 Missouri Valley Conference Tournament in St.. The girls placed ninth overall and the boys finished 17th in the very competitive field. Tip of the cap to our First Team honorees: Cincinnati Country Day's CJ DeBra (named DIII Player of the Year!) January 4: HUGE shout out to Summit Country Day's Kyla Irby for scoring her 1000th career point in last night's match-up against Hughes. October 24: It's Monday and that means it's time to check out last week's top performers who were recognized as MVC Athletes of the Week HERE. February 21: HUGE shout out to Summit Country Day's Gabby Martin for picking up her 1000th career point in the Lady Knights' Sectional Final victory against Goshen last night. November 4: It's nice to have a volleyball team from your conference represented in the Regional Finals, but it's fantastic when you can boast two! Coach of the Year accolades went to Cincinnati Christian's Brian Nelson (Gray Division) and Seven Hills' Mike Combs (Scarlet Division). August 27: Shout out to MVCA for winning the Cincinnati Country Day Cross Country Invitational, edging out runner-up Seven Hills. Results of the DII Western Brown Sectional are HERE and the DIII Blanchester Sectional are HERE. Seven Hills boys bowling and Summit Country Day girls bowling were in contention for the Winter Team of the Week awards. August 1: Vote for the Tristate Football Preseason Football All-TSF Squad HERE. February 2: Enquirer subscribers can read about some of the area's basketball players who have excelled "under the radar" HERE. Regis was later merged with Cedar Rapids LaSalle High School to form Cedar Rapids Xavier High School. The School Database contains information such as: Conference Contacts. Division II honorees included Kelsey Niesen, Mariah Gaines, and Alyvia Hegemann and CHCA's Allie Barrick. At the Rollhouse Sectional, both Norwood and Cincinnati Christian advanced to Districts. POSTSEASON UPDATE (BOYS): Seven Hills was the MVC's final team to bow out of postseason play, falling to Preble Shawnee in the District Finals to finish its season at 14-9. The winner is slated to be announced Wednesday. Cincinnati Country Day was up for the Ohio Football Team of the Week award and Seven Hills' boys and girls' golf were both in contention for the Ohio Fall Team of the Week honors. September 23: Summit Country Day's William McLane and Glady Hill are named Enquirer Athletes of the Week! @MVConference Twitter This was back-to-back titles for both teams. "Induction into the SWOADA/OIAAA Hall of Fame for exceptional service in athletic administration is bestowed upon a retired athletic administrator in recognition of his or her special accomplishments and contributions.". Cedar Rapids Kennedy joined immediately upon its opening in 1967. Full standings for the 2022-23 Missouri Valley season, including wins, losses, team streak and RPI rank. Norwood boys bowling and Summit Country Day girls bowling were in the running for the Winter Team of the Week honor. Read more HERE. Read Scott Springer's recap of the weekend's action in this Enquirer article HERE. CBSSPORTS.COM 247SPORTS Fee is a three-time state champion (2011, 2015, 2017). CCD's Hayden Zimmerman led all MVC performers in each event, finishing 24th on vault, 19th on bars, 23rd on beam, 31st on floor, and 22nd in the all-around. Read more HERE. December 14: Great Mike Dyer (WCPO) read about Purcell Marian's standout basketball player Dee Alexander. September 16: Check out the week five Southwest Ohio Soccer Coaches Association soccer polls HERE. September 26: Check out this past week's top performers who were recognized as MVC Athletes of the Week HERE. Horizon League Cross Country Championships. October 27: A number of MVC football players rank among the area's statistical leaders. ET on Wednesday. Erik Hall The Drake University and Southern Illinois men's basketball teams are scheduled to meet in the 2023 Missouri Valley Conference tournament semifinals on Saturday, March 4 in St. Louis.. Read more HERE. ALL-MVC HONORS: St. Bernard-Elmwood Place's Greg Miller received Offensive Player of the Year recognition and New Miami's Daymeon Pennington and St. Bernard-Elmwood Place's Demico Harris walked away with Defensive Player of the Year honors. School School MVFC Conf All CPct. And a HUGE congratulations go to the Lady Knights' coach Mike Fee for being selected for the OSSCA Hall of Fame! Mississippi Valley Conference - Iowa High School Sports Conferences > Current Conferences > Mississippi Valley Conference Current Members Cedar Falls, 1992-93 thru PRESENT Cedar. Our own Summit Country Day sits at #1 in BOTH the DII boys' and girls' poll and Cincinnati Country Day sits atop the girls' DIII poll! Our MVC coaches were also recognized - Cincinnati Christian's Carly Arington and Summit Country Day's Karen Hess earned Coach of the Year honors and MVCA's Marianne Gibbs, Roger Bacon's Alyssa Flading, and Cincinnati Country Day's Chris Bannister received Coaching Achievement Awards. August 21: Enquirer subscribers can read about the area's top cross country runners HERE. And, not to be outdone, the Seven Hills boys squad also advanced to STATE after finishing as District Champions! December 19: The MVC Athletes of the Week are coming in! White and her husband, Donnie, now live in Whitestown with daughter Spencer. August 23: St. Bernard's Greg Miller (football); Summit Country Day's Izzy Rawling (boys soccer) and Georgia Schaefer (volleyball); Clark Montessori's Olivia Parmer (girls soccer); Seven Hills' Callie Drew (girls soccer); and Cincinnati Country Day's Rana Arebi (girls tennis) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. DISTRICT QUALIFIERS: Shout out to CHCA's Scout Richards and Summit Country Day's Sadie Headley for advancing to Districts in girls diving. July 25: Beloved Loveland and Clark Montessori basketball coach Darnell Parker (and his smile) will be sorely missed. Julia Zhu led the squad with a 26th-place finish. Mulitple media reports over the past months have linked the Horizon League member to the Valley. Special Olympics Unified Sports The MVC along with the Special Olympics unites athletes with and without intellectual disabilities to train and compete on the same team. See the singles bracket HEREand the doubles bracket HERE. The league reorganized again in 1978 when Bettendorf, Clinton and Muscatine left to join the newly formed Mississippi Athletic Conference; Dubuque Wahlert joined at that time to make the MVC an eight-team conference. Complete list is HERE. Read more HERE. Seven Hills (179), Norwood (112), Cincinnati Christian (68), Clark Montessori (44.5), and St. Bernard-Elmwood Place (23) rounded out the combined team scoring. Complete meet results are HERE for the boys and HERE for the girls. October 23: Round one of the OHSAA football playoffs has been announced, and several MVC squads will be playing this weekend! (TBA). GIRLS CROSS COUNTRY: Summit Country Day claimed the school's eleventh straight league crown in girls cross country this fall. October 29: HUGE shout out to both Cincinnati Country Day and Summit Country Day for advancing to Regionals after capturing District titles tonight in girls soccer. Love reading about our athletes and teams! February 8: Seven Hills' Charlie Mullin is among the nominees for the Enquirer High School Sports Awards in boys golf. Watch Here : www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&q=//bit.ly/Bbc-Iplayer-baseballThe Alhambra (CA) varsity baseball team has a home conference. October 14: CHCA's Allie Barrick and Lucy Snyder earn Enquirer Athlete of the Week recognition! February 6: Seven Hills' Julia Zhu is among the nominees for the Enquirer High School Sports Awards honor in girls golf. The MVC Welcome to the Mountain Valley Conference web site. August 19: CHCA and Roger Bacon volleyball are among the "Teams to Watch" this fall. We are home to day learners from four different counties covering a 30-40 mile radius. January 30: Check out the fine performances turned in this past week around the Miami Valley Conference HERE. November 30: The Enquirer takes a look at the area's top swimmers and divers HERE. Read more HERE about his battle with cancer. ALL-MVC HONORS: Player of the Year honors went to Cincinnati Christian's Noah Neu (Gray Division) and Summit Country Day's Tommy DeRoussel and Seven Hills' Everett Rinaldi (Scarlet Division). Read more HERE. STATE FINALS: Shout out to the CCD Lady Nighthawks for winning the STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! Enquirer subscribers can read more HERE. January 20: Shout out to Clark Montessori's Will Abel for being named an Enquirer Athlete of the Week award winner! 7 min read. Gray Division honorees are HERE and Scarlet Division are HERE. September 4: MVCA's Noah Kroger was among the week three nominees for the Tristate Football Mella Player of the Week award! Congratulations to our District qualifiers - In Division II, CHCA's Zac Vickers and in Division III, Seven Hills' Charlie Mullin (Sectional Champion), Cincinnati Christian's Jackson Raby, and Purcell Marian's Liam Von Rosenberg. It was New Miami's first divisional title since 2015-16 and Seven Hills' first since 2016-17. Location: Missouri Valley Middle School, 607 E Lincoln Hwy, Missouri Valley, IA 51555 Mar 4 FFA Districts @ IKM-Manning (Bus Time TBD) Show All Events Recent News Preschool Pre-Registration for 2023-2024 Please complete the form to secure a place for your child on our preschool roster for the 2023-2024 school year. On the girls' side, Seven Hills earned the team title with Cincinnati Country Day's Vanca Pandey coming home in first place. The event next year will include new faces thanks to the MVC's three new members, which join the St. Louis-based conference July 1. Both teams return to the pitch on Tuesday! Read more HERE. View pregame, in-game and post-game details from the Bell Gardens (CA) @ Diamond Ranch (Pomona, CA) non-conference boys volleyball match on Wed, 3/1/2023. 9-12th Grading Guidelines: The grading guidelines of Mountain View Christian High School is consistent with the overall Academic Guidelines of MVCS. East's move came after a trend where the Trojans ranked near or at the bottom of the conference's all-sports rankings as well as decreasing sports participation. February 6: Check out the top performers from last week who were named MVC Athletes of the Week HERE. The Cincinnati, Ohio native has produced eight All-Americans. October 23: Let's take a look at which teams are still alive in the sports of volleyball and boys and girls soccer. The official 2022 Football Standings for Missouri Valley Football Conference Skip To Main Content . His teams have captured five regional championships and eight district championships since 2000. It was the Knights' thirteenth MVC title in the past fourteen seasons. Allie Reuter led the way for the Lady Knights and the MVC with her by finishing 18th overall. December 1: Purcell Marian's Dee Alexander has been named to the Naismith Underclassmen Player of the Year Watchlist! Complete results are HERE. September 5: It's Monday and that means it's time to celebrate our newest MVC Athletes of the Week! STATE CHAMPIONS: In addition to a tremendous regular season, the Stingers also won the OHSAA STATE Championship! Early in 1970, the newly opened Dubuque Hempstead was admitted to the conference. Summit Country Day's Alex Davis and North College Hill's Dylan Horsley earned Scarlet Division Offensive and Defensive Player of the Year recognition, while Roger Bacon's Mike Blaut earned Coach of the Year honors. Read more HERE. Read more HERE. The Knights' Liam Woodward and Larkin Woodward were the MVC's top finishers at fourth and sixth respectively. Its the schools third title in the past five seasons! January 2: The weather and holidays are keeping our MVC Athletes of the Week at a minimum, but let's salute this past week's honorees HERE. Read more HERE. Mississippi Valley Conference. December 6: Cincinnati Christian's Caleb Brown (boys basketball), CHCA's Wes Roberts (boys basketball), North College Hill's Martress Smith (boys basketball), Cincinnati Country Day's Megan Zimmerman (girls basketball), Norwood's Bowen Garibay (boys bowling), Summit Country Day's Kennedi Dukes (girls bowling), and Roger Bacon's Ethan Smith (wrestling) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. See complete list HERE for the Gray Division and HERE for the Scarlet Division (TBA). September 13: MVCA's Will Sten (boys cross country), Summit Country Day's Braeden Austin (football), Roger Bacon's Ryan Zestermann (boys golf) and Morgan Moeller (girls soccer), Cincinnati Christian's Xander Mays (boys soccer) and Olivia Parmer (girls soccer), and CHCA's Addison Cassidy and Payton Puryear (girls tennis - doubles) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. DIII team qualifiers included Seven Hills (Sectional Champion), Cincinnati Country Day, and Summit Country Day. Cincinnati Country Day's CJ DeBra and Summit Country Day's Madison Sievering are named All-Americans by the United Soccer Coaches Association. Read more HERE. November 5: Let's give a huge tip of the cap to both Roger Bacon and Summit Country Day who fell today in the Regional Finals in volleyball, one win shy of the State Final Four! (SRM) software, but is owned by and subject to the Wisconsin High School Sports | Wisconsin Sports Network | WisSports.net privacy policy. August 20: CHCA's Finley Payne softball standout is named NCSAA National Hitter of the Year and All-American! Two other states have high-school athletic conferences named Mississippi Valley Conference. July 22: Prep Baseball Report selects its All-Ohio Baseball selections. September 20: Cincinnati Christian's Micah Katz (boys cross country); Summit Country Day's William McLane (boys cross country), Ella Barnes (girls cross country), and Glady Hill (girls field hockey); MVCA's Ethan Hudnall (football); Roger Bacon's Alex Edmondson (boys soccer); and Clark Montessori's Olivia Parmer (girls soccer) were finalists for the Enquirer Athlete of the Week award. Read more HERE. Other MVC swimmers to earn podium spots included Logan (2nd 100 butterfly), Julia (6th 100 backstroke), Taylor (2nd 500 freestyle), Roger Bacon's Reese Reilly (3rd 100 breaststroke and 7th 200 individual medley), and Cincinnati Country Day's Caroline Ramirez (8th 100 backstroke). July 30: Local baseball players lead Midland 18U team to Connie Mack World Series. The Lady Cavs followed that up with a 63-24 win over Columbus Bexley to advance to the Regional Final against Badin at Springfield HS. Cross Country. November 5: STATE CROSS COUNTRY UPDATE: Summit Country Day finished third overall in the boys' Division III race! February 24: Congratulations to Norwood's Mason Gabbard and Roger Bacon's Reese Reilly for earning Enquirer Athlete of the Week honors! Read more HERE. WIAA Conference Realignment offers modified proposals; 01/13/2023, 5:00pm CST , By Travis Wilson; . March 1: NO SURPRISE: Purcell Marian's Dee Alexander is announced as a finalists for the Ohio Prep Sportswriters Association 2023 Ohio Ms. Basketball Award! December 16: Shout out to Clark Montessori's Luna Luca for being named an Enquirer Athlete of the Week award winner! September 20: Cincinnati Country Day is #1 in the latest Ohio Scholastic Soccer Coaches Association poll! 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