DeSantis won't say he's running. As always you can unsubscribe at any time. Glasgow is a very negative place. 49 years. 'its ironic that he tried to start a religious war in Glasgow. It seems Al Qaeda do too - but boy, did they pick the wrong city to attack. It is not clear if there was another device attached to the second car. Frankie Boyle performs at the Royal Albert Hall in London. He is someone I have blogged about many times before (for example here). Comedy fan Josephine Adams, 50, gave her best attempt at a one-liner. As he did last year Frankie Boyle is doing some shows at the to try out some brand new jokes ahead of a new series of New World Order. Fresh from his deeply entertaining TV tour of Scotland, featuring road tests of fresh material, comic Frankie Boyle now brings this 45-minute set of his typically acerbic . But he added he had wanted to frighten people rather than murder them. If I had to explain Glasgow to you, Id say that if I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on a member of the public to punch a man who was on fire. [56] Ahmed was hospitalised at the Glasgow Royal Infirmary in critical condition, after he suffered severe burns to 90% of his body. I think you will find that belongs to Billy Connolly which he did at a live show in Belfast. Change). 44 minutes. Inside the vehicle were Iraqi doctor Bilal Abdulla, 27, and 28-year-old engineer Kafeel Ahmed, who was born in India and grew up in Saudi Arabia. At approximately 08:00 on 1 July 2007, the police stated that a phased reopening would begin, allowing the airport to return to normal. [16], When the Jeep failed to explode, one man (later identified as Abdulla) threw petrol bombs from the passenger seat and the other (Ahmed) doused himself in petrol and set it alight. ARREST HER! Stephens wife Elizabeth, also 56, added: There are a lot of good characters around here. [12], A dark green Jeep Cherokee, registration number L808 RDT,[13] travelling at a speed estimated by a witness as about 30mph[14] (48km/h), struck security bollards in a terror ramming attack at the main entrance to Glasgow Airport. [30], In the aftermath of the attack, the airport was evacuated and all flights suspended. My dad will shag your dad. Paper Subscription to the Daily Record and Sunday Mail, Paper Subscription to the Paisley Daily Express, 2023 Scottish Daily Record and Sunday Mail Ltd, Amazon Fire TV Stick warning as tech giant issues serious alert to users. . TERROR came to Glasgow 12 years ago as two maniacs targeted the airport with a jeep full of gas canisters, sparking huge flames. Muslims & humor in pop politics Little street journal, ISLAM AND HUMOUR PART 1 COMEDY SUBVERTSISLAMOPHOBIA. He doesnt really admire anyone on the mainstream comedy circuit, believing comedy has become a career, Theres a lot of banality about, and, despite his need to promote his autobiography, he rages against the fact that everything has become so PR-driven. Man sexually . If you get offended by any jokes tonight, by the way, feel free to Tweet your outrage on a mobile phone made by a ten year old in China. scroll down Frankie Boyle's on tour. I CANT SEE HER NOSE!!. No, were not having a laugh. Unless you wear a veil. "He didnae flinch. Along the way, he learns martial arts, explores the life of Scotland's most famous queen and has a go on the dodgems. Abdulla was found guilty at Woolwich Crown Court in London of conspiracy to murder by planning car bomb attacks, with accomplice Ahmed. Frankie Boyle Tickets | Comedy Tours & Dates | ATG Tickets Frankie Boyle UK Tour (15 venues) select venue Tue 28 Feb - Sun 3 Sep 2023 Tickets available from 29.15 to 29.65 subject to a transaction fee of up to 3.80 Comedy See dates and venues scroll down Select Your Venue Stockton-on-Tees Stockton Globe Tue 28 Feb 2023 Sold out Milton Keynes Im just horrified by Donald Trump. People such as stand-ups and artists and alternative thinkers are on one side and youre fighting with pea shooters against these giant summer blockbusters that are designed to have this numbing ideology. Mr Boyle, 49, has had his own show named 'Frankie Boyle's New World Order' where he - along with guests - discuss current events happening across the world. Kevin, whose new seven-bedroom home was described by estate agents as one of the best addresses in the west end, has less than 100 yards to walk to see Boyle or Kohli if he needs to borrow a cup of sugar or to ask their expert opinion about his latest stand-up routines. Remote Scottish island seeking couple for once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity. [1][19][28][34] The vehicle was reported to have contained 60 litres of petrol, gas cylinders, and nails. I dont care if they wear a veil or not. Staff left the car in a public area after smelling petrol fumes and alerted police on hearing about the first bomb. Frankie Boyle has delighted and shocked audiences with his dark pessimistic brand of humour, since he first made his debut on Mock the Week in 2005, By Finlay Greig 2nd Apr 2020, 4:20pm - 6 min. We use your sign-up to provide content in the ways you've consented to and improve our understanding of you. If Kanye was born in Glasgow he would have been called No You Cannae. So what's the story, why the virtue signalling from Scotland's formally most foul mouthed comedian. People think that the Middle East is very complex but I have an analogy that sums it up quite well. [31] BAA indicated the airport main terminal re-opened for an incoming flight from Ibiza on 1 July 2007 at 07:37, and began handling departures from approximately 09:00. It's not like I wish i was dead. Abdulla and Ahmed are thought to have been planning the London bombings for months. [51] He was working as a registrar at a Gold Coast hospital and was detained at Brisbane Airport while trying to board a one-way flight to India via Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia. THE trio of comedians all live within a stone's throw of each other in the Westbourne Gardens area and we took to the leafy streets to find out if the comedy streak has affected other residents. And my thing was culture is a war of ideas. I'm not. He also spoke to the First Minister of Scotland Alex Salmond regarding the incident. Frankie Boyle: Lap of Shame. The illegally parked car received a parking ticket in Cockspur Street at 02:30. He was a permanent panellist on the comedy panel show Mock the Week for seven series and has made guest appearances on several other panel shows. Abdulla and Ahmed are thought to have been planning the London. The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was kept briefed on developments by officials. Once brought in the new security measure will help to identify potential security risks among visa-free travellers, before they reach EU borders. [17] Affected patients were taken to the Southern General Hospital and the Western Infirmary. The ugly ones always turn up alive. The Scots comic caught coronavirus at the start of the pandemic while doing gigs in London . Stalker cop who harassed fellow officer slapped with 12 month contact ban. He initially tried to put out the fire in the jeep, before then using the extinguisher to try and put out the fire Bilal Abdullah had set on himself. When he was ripping the wee guy fae NI apart. [86], On 1 July, the American Airlines terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York was evacuated due to a suspicious package left on the kerb. Ive a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it.. (LogOut/ The police officer in charge on the day of the Glasgow Airport terror attack 10 years ago has again praised the "heroism" of members of the public. The group disclosed disturbing details of how members plan to 'brick up' the sexual health clinic in March. London Luton Airport has shared that there are two things we're terrible for leaving in our bags and cases: lighters and food.. As Northants Live reports, food items can cause delays for you (and other annoyed passengers) at security by obstructing images on x-ray machines.As a result, bags need to be checked manually, so to save time at security, stick food items in your hold luggage. In 2008, Boyle was investigated by the BBC Trust following complaints over a joke he made about Queen Elizabeth II on Mock the Week. The reason Jordan married a cage fighter. Having helped to shepherd people to safety he then saw one of the terrorists attacking a policeman and ran to help. Scottish chippies win big at the National Fish and Chips Awards. Unlike some of the other good Samaritans Mr. Clarkson kept his identity hidden for 10 weeks following the attack, having been mourning the recent loss of his partner to cancer, and even went back to work the next day. The police brought the vehicle to a slow halt. The inner lanes immediately in front of the terminal building remain off limits to all vehicles, and only authorised public transport vehicles are being allowed to use the outer lanes. Frankie Boyles on tour. [83], White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said that airport security in the United States would be tightened,[74][84] but that the airport terror alert level would remain at its current status, "Orange" (also called "High"), where it has been since late 2006. [19][20][21] The man was arrested and later identified as Bilal Abdulla, a UK-born doctor of Iraqi descent who was working at the Royal Alexandra Hospital. [27] The Jeep was removed early on the morning of 1 July, before flights resumed and the airport was partially reopened. A recent example of this ability to clarify are comments he made as to why people are so []. Its Not American Aid To Israel. Frankie Boyle's Joke about Glasgows Terrorist attack.. becomes Cart/ (Drivers H Frankilla Eu_'} u'. Bharot also planned to attack five financial landmarks in the United States: the New York Stock Exchange and the Citigroup Center in New York City; the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank, both in Washington, D.C.; and the Prudential Building in Newark, New Jersey. Was Bruce Lee murdered because he was aMuslim? Francis Martin Patrick Boyle was born on August 16, 1972 (age 49 years) in Pollokshaws, Glasgow, United Kingdom. . CCTV image of man released by police following serious assault in Glasgow. 10pm, BBC Two. Police identified the two men as Bilal Abdullah, a British-born, Muslim doctor of Iraqi descent working at the Royal Alexandra Hospital,[6][7] and Kafeel Ahmed, also known as Khalid Ahmed, an Indian-born engineer and the driver, who was treated for fatal burns at the same hospital. 2023 BBC. I think the guy is despicable but I guess it's all down to taste. Boyles problem, if it is a problem, is that life, or society, is too bland for him. [43], A 27-year-old doctor from India, Mohammed Haneef was arrested at Brisbane Airport in Australia on 2 July in connection with the bombings in the UK. Frankie Boyle has tour dates in Edinburgh, Glasgow and Dundee from 12 September to 2 October 2019. Lorna Slater accused of 'desperate spinning' as small firms fail to register for deposit return scheme. A man stopped and asked, Whats the matter? . They have a new condom for people suffering from premature ejaculation. But I dont see myself as a hero.[60], Michael MacDonald was working at check-in when the fire alarm sounded. He was not expected to survivehe had already been revived twice as of 4 July. A Strathclyde Police spokesman confirmed the two men in the car were arrested,[26] one of them badly burned. [29] Glasgow Prestwick, the city's second airport, was kept open with armed police on site. Kevin has moved into a 1million pad on one side of Westbourne Gardens. London Luton Airport moved the taxi ranks away from the main terminal building. Plot summary Add synopsis Genres Documentary Comedy Parents guide Add content advisory Release date February 28, 2020 (United Kingdom) Language English See more company credits at IMDbPro Technical specs Runtime 29 minutes Sound mix Stereo Aspect ratio 16:9 HD Contribute to this page [41][42], US officials told NBC News that three men had been identified and were believed to be from Birmingham. Thats not something our new rulers will be doing. They will be glimpsed only occasionally, stepping briskly into waiting cars. Money is a belief system, it only works so long as we have confidence in it. People say that Steve Jobs died too soon but I think it was a fitting metaphor for his companies attitude to battery life. Trade Mark (3) His glasses Pessimistic and very dark humour Thick Scottish accent Trivia (11) Is allergic to copper. He went on to say he believed the British government and Army could equally be accused of terrorism for their actions in Iraq. It was over a month before he was pronounced dead at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley. Frankie Boyle | Official Website Frankie Boyle's Tour of Scotland Frankie sets off on a stand-up tour of Scotland. Some injuries were sustained by those assisting the police in detaining the occupants. Weve got Barack Obama as president. Alex McIlveen told a BBC documentary in 2008: "I was pure daft because I gave him a kick in the crotch. Could you take that one again? I CANT SEE HER NOSE!! I was willing myself to shut up as I was sure he was gonna start on me any second but for some reason, maybe I was far enough back that he couldn't hear (quite a small venue, one of the Edinburgh Uni unions I think), it thankfully never happened. Labour say vote SNP get Tories, Tories say vote Labour get SNP. Anti speeding video should be Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. Frankie Boyle has opened up about his former alcoholism in an interview on Louis Theroux 's Grounded podcast. Billy Connolly - Terrorist Attack At Glasgow Airport, Must Watch! Michael Kerr chose to run toward the attackers despite already being out of the airport and with his family and car. "Thankfully only for the sake of that and the intervention of members of the public, who actually challenged these people, we will never know what could have happened.". Gadsby an Australian version of Tig Notaro. Actually, theres a bunch of stuff. Yesterday, the Daily Record took to the leafy streets of the G12 postcode to find out if the comedy streak has affected other residents. But hes really dangerous, I mean hes like proto-fascist, almost. Boyle plans to return to Glasgow soon for good, and to commute back and forth to London, a city whose intensity, and traffic jams, he hates. Original release. Buy a ticket, because by the time he arrives, the currency will be worthless and you and your neighbours part of a struggling militia that could probably use a few laughs. The Scottish-born Boyle, who is a cross between Jon Stewart and Rab C Nesbit, is a multifaceted talent: He is a stand-up comedian. 8 June 2017. I think what Scotland needs to do now is put England on the back foot, do something that the English wont expect, and the last thing that they expect is for us to become an Islamic caliphate. Robert Pawlikowski, 54, was last seen at 10.30am today. Miss West Lothian, it not a beauty title its a piece of tourist advice. Evacuated holiday-goers, including some who were left in aircraft for up to ten hours after the event, were accommodated overnight in the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre. [37][38] This information may have originated from an interview of former CIA counter-terrorism officer Larry Johnson, conducted by Keith Olbermann of MSNBC on 29 June. It was at this point that Abdulla and Ahmed decided to launch a suicide attack on Glasgow Airport. Please try a different venue or performer. Police have launched a probe after a group of up to 300 people gathered outside a house in Graham Road, with the incident said to be the result of 'inaccurate information posted online'. The audio runs for a total of 44 minutes. Its worth remembering that in the press, public opinion is often used interchangeably with media opinion, as if the public was somehow much the same as a group of radically rightwing billionaire sociopaths. Except Mrs Browns Boys. According to Sky News, the gas cylinders contained propane, used for patio heaters. The comedian Frankie Boyle is the latest in a rash of television . He also said about John Smeaton "Scotland, the only place where a guy is made a national hero for kicking a guy who's on fire in the balls". But if youre in one of the countries that America is destroying around the world, that election must look like, you know, someone is driving a combine harvester towards you and theres a chance that the wheel might be grabbed by a chimpanzee. Popular Ayrshire chippy crowned 'best in UK' at top national awards, The Fish Works in Largs has scooped the huge award impressed industry experts at the National Fish and Chips Awards 2023, Tragic hillwalker and dog who plunged 100ft in Glencoe to have ashes scattered together. I dont read newspapers anymore. [60], The incident has been described as inspiring others to take personal initiative and act decisively in a crisis. Anyways, below are some of my favourite Frankie Boyle quotes. The US attacking Islam is like a serial killer being annoyed when the people locked in his basement start praying. Stewart Andrew was also fined 1125 and ordered to pay a 75 victim surcharge to the woman, who he had previously been in a relationship with, when he appeared at Kirkcaldy Sheriff Court. Buy a ticket, because by the time he arrives, the currency will be worthless and you and your neighbours part of a struggling militia that could probably use a few laughs. [90], Coordinates: .mw-parser-output .geo-default,.mw-parser-output .geo-dms,.mw-parser-output .geo-dec{display:inline}.mw-parser-output .geo-nondefault,.mw-parser-output .geo-multi-punct{display:none}.mw-parser-output .longitude,.mw-parser-output .latitude{white-space:nowrap}555151N 42556W / 55.864150N 4.432120W / 55.864150; -4.432120. He exchanged punches with one of the attackers, losing several teeth in the melee and breaking his leg. Your previous content has been restored. The Glasgow Airport attack was a terrorist ramming attack which occurred on 30 June 2007, at 15:11 BST, when a dark green Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters was driven at the glass doors of the Glasgow Airport terminal and set ablaze. Israel as a solid, Palestine vaporised into a gas. With our TheatreCard membership programme, enjoy discounts and many other exclusive benefits on the theatre you love, including: Show policies: no phones/recording, no latecomers, no readmittance, Trigger Warnings: Swearing/ Strong Language. Its not politically correct to talk about women who wear veils. Buy a ticket, because by the time he arrives, the currency will be worthless and you and your neighbours part of a struggling militia that could probably use a few laughs. But after that attempt, we may leave the jokes to the professionals.. Frankie Boyle Loves Glasgow | Live At The Apollo | BBC Comedy Greats 43,557 views May 1, 2020 535 Dislike Share BBC Comedy Greats 526K subscribers Contains some strong language Frankie Boyle. Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Cardiff, Belfast, Birmingham, Manchester and Newcastle's airports all took measures to prevent similar action by blocking off roads approaching and in front of the terminal buildings, with the terminals and blockades policed by local police forces. Whats the point? "Looking at CCTV from inside the airport, where you see people running screaming in horror, you would never understand what could have happened there. The attack on Glasgow Airport appears to have been a response to the failure of two massive car bombs in London the day before. "Scotland's a great country - I love it. 1.83m. Possibly his large writing team do it for him. Hawara: 'What happened was horrific and barbaric'. Our faces feel odd when we take our masks off. It later emerged the device was not explosive. In doing so he helped subdue the terrorist whilst also helping to protect the two officers that were trying to arrest him. Clear editor. Blackpool International Airport was shut down temporarily. [60], Retired fire fighter Henry Lambie saw the incident unfolding and rushed to help. . If The Driscolls were transported back in time to The Cavern Club, and The Beatles didn't exist, rather like in that next in a long line of truly terrible Danny Boyle films called "Yesterday", we would know all the words to Driscolls songs nowadays,instead of "Love Me Do".Although they ain't as cute as the Fab Four,so maybe the girlies wouldn't have wet their pants so much when confronted with . Maybe there was a time when the United States gave the rest of the world a safe word and weve simply forgotten it. Frankie Boyle's on tour. [57] A suicide note left behind indicates that they intended to die in the attack. Its when you see them in London, taking photos of each other as tourists. He might as well be called Muslim OGunBomb. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. A friend of Frankie Boyle's, he tells us, stopped watching standup because it's either "clever but not funny, or funny but not clever". "[74], An article on the website of ABC News alleged that United States law enforcement officials were informed two weeks prior to the Glasgow incident of possible attacks on "airport infrastructure or aircraft" in Scotland and the Czech Republic, leading to the placement of Federal Air Marshals on flights into and out of Glasgow and Prague. FRANKIE BOYLE - LAP OF SHAME, King's Theatre, GICF Frankie Boyle's on tour. The SUV could not get into the main concourse where holidaymakers watched in horror. Heroes are people like soldiers who go to war, knowing what they are getting in to". Two Liverpool addresses were searched, in the Mossley Hill and Toxteth areas. He bemoans the fact that London is . [13], This attack, and the earlier attempt in London, were both notable as high-profile, yet substantially unsuccessful. Or by navigating to the user icon in the top right. National TV channel ITV changed its schedule on the night of Monday 2 July following the attack: it was to show the film Die Hard 2 (which is about terrorists attacking an airport) as the Monday evening film, but replaced it with Cliffhanger. To stop her son from ****ing her. "[36] The device could not have detonated, because it lacked an oxidiser, according to a columnist for The Register (UK). VideoAt the crash site of 'no hope' - BBC reporter in Greece, Covid origin likely China lab incident - FBI chief, Blackpink lead top stars back on the road in Asia, Exploring the rigging claims in Nigeria's elections, 'Wales is in England' gaffe sparks TikToker's trip, Ukraine war casts shadow over India's G20 ambitions, Record numbers of guide dog volunteers after BBC story. [71], Kenny MacAskill, the Cabinet Secretary for Justice, insisted that the recent terrorist attack on Glasgow Airport was not committed by 'home-grown' terrorists.[72]. "It did happen and it was a shocking spectacular event that everyone in Scotland will remember.". Impersonating the royal's voice, he joked: "I . Abdulla admitted in court that he was "a terrorist" as defined by English law. The body of Kyle Sambrook and his beagle Bane were found in Glencoe on Saturday following a three-day search. I highly recommend any and all of Boyles stand-up, of which there is plenty available online. Its important for Britain to defend itself by bombing IS, in the same way you defend yourself from a wasps nest by hitting it with a stick. [65] In late July, Smeaton returned to his old job as a baggage handler at the airport. Everywhere else, the police's job is to protect the people from terrorists - it's the other way round through there." Successful new claims for Pension Credit may also qualify for the 900 cost of living payment. [32], Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) technology identified the vehicle of two suspects connected with the Glasgow Airport attack on the M6 motorway, between junctions 18 and 17, near Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. Mock the Week: Frankie Boyle - War on Terror 391,469 views Nov 9, 2008 1.3K Dislike Share Save Gaff 2.83K subscribers From the first episode of Mock the Week series 6 Frankie Boyle does a. The arrest followed information received from the UK. [60], Alex McIlveen, a taxi driver, saw what was unfolding and after approaching one of the men, famously kicked the terrorist so hard in the groin that he tore a tendon in his own foot. The scene at Glasgow Airport after the 2007 attack They were tackled by staff at the airport, one of whom, John Smeaton, became something of a local hero and was awarded the Queen's Gallantry Medal. I blinked.. [2] The vehicle was reported to have several petrol containers and propane gas canisters on board. And underneath we should have the words Scotland welcomes careful drivers. I mean the naivety of Al Qaida trying to bring religious war to Glasgow. It's that, I wish you were all dead." Something went wrong, please try again later. The year before the attack, Ahmed gave a lecture about the injustices suffered by Muslims all over the world. Bye Afghanistan. Police found a hoard of jihadist material on his computer and he had listened to lectures by Osama bin Laden and other al-Qaeda figures. As the incident unfolded a number of members of the public rushed to aid police as they responded and to confront the two attackers. Did you fall over? I said, No. [63] During the incident Smeaton also helped drag Michael Kerr to safety after Kerr had been left lying with a broken leg beside the burning jeep after fighting with Ahmed. [54], Bilal Abdullah and Kafeel Ahmed were identified as the main suspects behind the Glasgow attack and the car bombs discovered in London the previous day. Which is why everybody who works for a bank is on cocaine. Read about our approach to external linking. One of the suicide bombers was rugby tackled! BBCs coverage of Gaza is as shameful as anything it has ever done. [] well as being a big fan of Frankie Boyle and Stewart Lee, I also really like Omid Djalili(pronounced Omeed Jaleelee). The comedian's first novel follows a crime-solving junkie. Im very old now and Ive got a body like a dropped lasagne. [74][85] An additional issued statement from the Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff stated, "at this point, I have seen no specific, credible information suggesting that this latest incident is connected to a threat to the [United States]. Frankie Boyle's New World Order is a British comedy television programme created, written and presented by Frankie Boyle. He ran over to help the police. He said: So there I was lying in the gutter. VideoRecord numbers of guide dog volunteers after BBC story. . Thats the level of banality thats desired. [From an. Two Scottish chippies took home prizes from Tuesday's event while another was also a runner-up for the Takeaway of the Year. But to judge by his attack on Jeremy Clarkson,. Once you decide to go "over the top" (especially if you're in one of the front rows), you're fair game to get picked on by the comedian .. and then on the way back in too !! Then, as stunned holidaymakers began to run for their lives, Abdulla got out of the vehicle and attacked a policeman who had appeared on the scene. You cannot paste images directly. Growing up in Glasgow in the 1970s and 80s was not always the easiest and Frankie took to drinking very young to escape feelings of hopelessness. You can find this story in My Bookmarks. In July 2010, it was announced that seven others would be awarded the Queen's Commendation for Bravery for their parts in combating the threat. Premiering in 2017 on BBC Two, it followed his BBC iPlayer -exclusive "Autopsy" shows. And Hillary Clinton isnt much better. [15] Although the doors were damaged, security bollards outside the entrance stopped the car from entering the terminal, where there were 4,000 people, with the potential for many fatalities. We remember that the female terrorist was blond and one had no pants on. Top 10 Reasons You Shouldn't Be Afraid of Terrorists - "After the bungled Glasgow International Airport attack, one of the terrorists was apprehended by a Scottish cabby who kicked a burning terrorist in the balls so hard he tore a tendon in his foot." Close. The Scottish-born Boyle, who is a cross between Jon Stewart and Rab C Nesbit, is a multifaceted talent: He is a stand-up comedian. Ill try not to disappoint them and give it my best shot what did the fish say after it was run over by a bus? Police in Liverpool arrested one man in connection with the events in Glasgow and London, and two people were arrested by police on the M6 near Sandbach in Cheshire. London Heathrow Airport advised people not to bring private cars near the passenger terminals for security reasons. Hes just a stress ball for people who really caused the problem. Them being here definitely raises a smile.. Scotland Welcomes Careful Drivers. An ISIS caliphate is essentially the Vatican but with less sex. I mind folk used to preface their jokes on there with things like "This one's not for you, Frankie!". 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